Brush with Bruce Willis

THE Star has been running your brushes with fame. So, far they have been pretty impressive and have included pictures of Novocastrians rubbing shoulders with the likes of Robin Williams, Les Paul, Johnny Farnham, Alice Cooper, AC/DC, even Iron Jay from the fish fingers ad and Joey Ramone. 

This week one of our most devoted readers, who has already been featured in this section once before, sent us a photo of herself with Bruce Willis – yes Bruce Willis. 

At first we were very impressed. I mean, who doesn’t want to give Brucey a big hug. But something just didn’t seem right about Fiona Whitton’s brush with fame.

On closer inspection we realised Bruce looked a little waxy, in fact, he looked a lot waxy. And most strangely he also bore a remarkable resemblance Madam Tussauds’ wax figure of the Hollywood Hunk at Darling Harbour. We are not going to make any accusations, but this brush is sus’.  

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WAXY MAN: Fiona Whitton allegedly pictured with Bruce Willis.

WAXY MAN: Fiona Whitton allegedly pictured with Bruce Willis.

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